DEPARTMENT OF BEEF APPEALS
CASE FILE · NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE
CASE #0417-0333
@GHOSTMOB v. THE RECEIPT
APPEAL DENIED
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WITHHELD
WITHHELD
CHARGECAUGHT LACKING
MARGIN+8.4%
STATUSBEEF SQUASHED
APPEALDENIED
EXHIBIT A
Official receipt #04170333BEEF.
PAID IN FULL. Verdict: caught lacking.
Claimant bowed out of the beef.
REASONS SUBMITTED BY CLAIMANT
- Little cousin had the controller
- That trophy was glitched
- Was on vacation
- DLC shouldn't count
- The game cheated
- Wasn't really trying
OFFICIAL FINDING
The receipt was reviewed.
The numbers were counted.
The excuses were not.
FINAL DECISION: PAID IN FULL. NO REFUNDS.
PRIOR APPEALS ON FILE: 6SUCCESSFUL APPEALS: 0
You scanned somebody else's receipt.
That makes you a witness — or an opp.
WITNESS DUCKED
Your statement has been misplaced. Allegedly.
STATEMENT RECORDED
You confirmed that @GhostMob was, in fact, caught lacking.
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